K.J.Heritage is a UK author of mystery/crime sci-fi and epic fantasy—all with a strong emphasis on action and adventure and occasionally a little humour. Find out more
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3 days ago
Give me all your lovin’, all your hugs and kisses too ... See MoreSee Less
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5 days ago
What’s your address? I’ll pop over with a Ginster ... See MoreSee Less
You really know how to talk dirty...
Is it wrong to expect Amazon to pay me in Royal Jelly? ... See MoreSee Less
Right. Time to change the red alert bulb to something more ambient. Nite nite x ... See MoreSee Less
It’s cold enough to freeze a polar bear’s bollocks ... See MoreSee Less
GOOD MORNING WORLD! Now that I’ve woken you up, get out of bed and make me breakfast you slags! ... See MoreSee Less
1 week ago
Things that make you go hmmm..Just going to leave this here. ... See MoreSee Less
1 week ago
And today's weather for the Midlands is...
Ah crap ! ... See MoreSee Less
Very late to the party but all this twerking is playing havoc with my lower back ... See MoreSee Less
It’s Friday, I’m awake & no, I’m not wearing fucking sunglasses. ... See MoreSee Less
I wish I could comment ‘unbelievable’ but we’re well past that territory now. Exasperated at this nasty bunch of useless idiots who are tearing our country apart. And how they still poll at 40% is beyond me... #Murdock et all news.sky.com/story/fury-as-philip-hammond-suggests-disabled-workers-are-suppressing-economic-prod... ... See MoreSee Less
Kev ... I have no words for the lunacy that must occupy the minds of their voters
Interestingly, I mentioned "Cameron's purges" to a doctor recently. He just nodded sadly, he knew exactly what I meant. These suicides must really hurt people in the caring professions. Make ready for Hammond's purges. If no-one buys my book pretty soon, I'm not going to survive this one myself.
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2 weeks ago
This woman has drunk way to much of this stuff. Step away people, she's about to blow!
what a complete nut case? who gave her the time to talk in public???
Larry David needs to buy a bra for his housemaid. Can’t see this ending well... slowly working my way through #CurbYourEnthusiam 😂😂😂 ... See MoreSee Less
can't watch that show. Cringe!
yep, it a bit like that
Presently adding ‘of doom’ to all my sentences. Today’s lunch: fish and chips of doom enjoyed on my sofa of doom. Drinking my fizzy water OF DOOM! ... See MoreSee Less
I'm stuck at my desk of doom trying to finish a work project .... of doom !! Makes me sound like a super villain.....OF DOOM !
I am writing my Bowie fan fiction OF DOOM! When I should be writing Gigino & Co & The Happy Ending OF DOOM! Should I repost The Apocalypse Ending OF DOOM! Again?
Good to see you're eating something decent for lunch instead of porridge!
But was it porridge of doom ?
Woken up this morning by my stomach which presently sounds like some ambient synth/whale song. ... See MoreSee Less
Have you been cooking your food again?
Soma for the masses. Meanwhile...
The government has confirmed a freeze on working age benefits minutes after the Prince Harry news
The Government has confirmed it will be freezing benefits until 2020 costing a typical working family around £300 per year. Caroline Dinenage, a... ... See MoreSee Less
Impeccable timing isn't it, Kev? Almost as if it was deliberate...🙄 Also, who really gives a toss about a royal bloody wedding when the world is turning to shit. Crazy. 😩
Time to earn a crust. And yes, it's a steak and kidney pie crust, with lost of gravy and peas. Mmm. This goddamn diet is making me hallucinate... ... See MoreSee Less
That mash looks yum! 😍
I’m so subtle that I never pronounce the ‘b’ ... See MoreSee Less
You silly ugger.
Hahaha... but you're still my itch
I wasn’t that disconcerted. But still an interesting series
The new Black Mirror trailer is here and it is terrifying
While Black Mirror’s fourth season may not have a release date, the marketing team have been releasing teasers for some time. Following a trailer... ... See MoreSee Less
I've been introducing my US buddies to Charlie 🙂 www.youtube.com/watch?v=TABgNerEro8&list=TLGGwGnyEePtzrQyNjExMjAxNw&index=6
Here’s my regular Sunday morning 68 character status update. Enjoy 😀 ... See MoreSee Less
Someone make me breakfast in bed! ... See MoreSee Less
4 weeks ago
Ahem.... ... See MoreSee Less
What's his secret power?
His impressive weapon!
This is the reason Lilith doesn't have a chain mail bikini. She has lots of super thick armour, just like the blokes. They make a good point, women in fantasy games has got really stupid now. Tell me I'm wrong Dave Botham
It's the Korean ones that are really silly. They don't even bother with the chainmail - in Tera it's bikinis, maid's outfits and schoolgirl outfits. That said, some of the male armour in Tera is fairly close to the illustration above. Another reason I like Guild Wars 2 over other games is that the vast majority of the armours actually cover the parts that need covering.
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Thinking I may be getting closer to regeneration… ... See MoreSee Less
Don't do it. You get fresh new knees, but it's just another chance to go through the same crap all over again. I think.
It’s okay, I’ve done it loads of times before. Just like moving house
1 month ago
Anyone on here watching Mr Robot ?
This shit is as unreal as it is real !
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Well Wonder Woman was a bust. Where on earth did those great reviews come from... what an embarrassing turkey. They can make as many sequels as they want. I won't be watching. ... See MoreSee Less
Didn't like the adverts or the premise .. Didn't waste my time on it
Don't bother. It's badly plotted, badly written (the dialogue is worse than clunky), it's insulting to both sides in WW1 - in that respect it was historically moronic - and quite, quite preposterous on every level.
I didn't like it either. It's essentially a rehash of the first Captain America movie, which I wasn't crazy about either.
1 month ago
In serious need of what I’m going to call: ‘an extended period of horizontal undressed unconsciousness’. Now trying to locate a suitable ‘lying down device’ ... See MoreSee Less
Haha. Didn’t sleep a fucking wink. First night of full on insomnia I’ve had in years... luckily there was plenty of existential dread to keep me going... 😮
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