K.J.Heritage is a UK author of mystery/crime sci-fi and epic fantasy—all with a strong emphasis on action and adventure and occasionally a little humour. Find out more
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15 hours ago
Hardly slept a fucking wink this week. God knows how I can still function with so little shut-eye in the tank. But at least I can still make myself a mug of tea ☕️☕️☕️ ... See MoreSee Less
Ben there. Done that the last two weeks. Tea sucks. You news coffee to survive.
You poor sod. I had a January suffering with paranoid insomnia and anxiety, first time ever with the sleep thing and I wouldn’t wish it on anyone. Look after yourself, lovely man x
Well you say that but you've made yourself 3 there, so....
Have you tried the 5 letter word method? works for me.
think of an innocuous 5 letter word--then starting with the first letter, try to think of all the words that start with that letter. This simulates the pre sleep stage in your brain. I never get past the first letter! If I wake up in the night, I just do it again. It never fails for me.
Wish I had discovered it years ago...
Caffeine. That'll help. There's a very good book called Why We Sleep that has some info on insomnia. Don't touch caffeine seems to be one piece of advice!
I've been suffering with pulsative tinnitus, basically I've tuned into my pulse, which isn't a problem until it's really quiet. I started listening to old podcasts of Desert Island Discs to get to sleep - now I only have to hear the theme tune and I'm off Zzzzzz .
3 hours ago
Bladerunner 2049 - Have to be honest, so far I can’t understand half of what is going on. Mumbling. No subtitles available. Finding it hard to connect. Sticking with it tho for now ... See MoreSee Less
4 hours ago
Just watched Bladerunner with friends who’ve not seen it before. Of course they fucking loved it. And what a fantastic movie. Now queuing up Bladerunner 2049. Hoping it’s gonna live up to the hype... going in 😮 ... See MoreSee Less
14 hours ago
This is getting ridiculous! How many more weekends do I have to suffer without F1? ... See MoreSee Less
We should start a help group for us that are having trouble cooing
3 days ago
I’m a killer. I kill most of my special friends sooner or later. In the most imaginative ways possible #AuthorFun ... See MoreSee Less
5 days ago
Crom! ... See MoreSee Less
Hear now, the servant of the worm god!
I'm increasingly coming to the opinion that the world isn't divided between racist, misogynistic fascism and the 'snowflake left', but just between very dim people and the reasonably intelligent. ... See MoreSee Less
Pretty much, yes Kev
Right back at ya 😁🍷
1/5 You've gotta get the super-big glass effect. Try again... 😀
3/5 - getting there. Work on bigger glass and 'pleased' boozy expression
Right !! I'm on it
I got the glass .. how's the expression ?
4/5 - get that glass right next to the camera! Or crop judiciously
Haha. That'll do! Massive glass
For those fortunate enough to visit Holland: be prepared!
Made in Holland
. OmG Zo Hilarisch😂😂
- i❤Holland -
Watch this video🤗
Video by:Tom Roes en Neil Robinson💯💪
Met Hugo Boos
www.facebook.com/dutchsurvivalguide/ ... See MoreSee Less
Apparently we can get a train there now...
See you tomorrow Caroline! Meet you at the Dom tower
Ha! I bloody wish.
And it will be under water in 100 years. Don't forget that...
No broadband and @VirginMedia can’t get around to fix it until Tuesday! FFS! 😡😡😡 ... See MoreSee Less
Ring em and tell em ...u should not have to pay for a service that u are not receiving and expect a discounted bill ... They will suddenly sort it quicker
That's very rude of em !
After sneezing a few times yesterday I’ve woken up with what I suspect are the beginnings of quite a nasty cold. Hoping flu jab will do its work and that’s all it is. In other news... GOOD MORNING 🤧🤧🤧 ... See MoreSee Less
Well done getting the flu jab. Gutted I didn't get it this year - I tried finding flu vaccine after Christmas, (was poorly before), but couldn't get any in the northwest, rang 12 places and messaged local NHS trust for advice, (they wrongly told me Tesco Widnes had some, they didn't!). I'd have found rocking horse poop more readily. Hopefully it's no more than a sniffle. Good morning, enjoy your cuppa. ☕️ (PS: Otrivine nasal spray for blocked noses/sinuses - amazing stuff)!
I've started using subtitles on everything. Not because I'm deef. It's just that most dialogue in shows and movies these days is mumbled or drowned out by special FX, And I'm fed up of rewinding or turning up the volume to get blasted off my sofa in the next scene. ... See MoreSee Less
I with you on this. I love peaky blinders but for fucks sake move the boom mic around
GOOD CALL OLD CHAP! (muffled sniggers) #MidlifersGuidetotheGalaxy
We're a broad church! 😉
If it's mixed for surround, it won't survive the journey into the soundbar...
I have done that for years. Worst offenders are BluRay disks, where the special effects sounds and music are so loud it makes the windows rattle, but the dialog is so quiet, you can't even hear mumbling.
No Virgin Broadband all day in Hove. @virginmedia website crashes when trying to check. No updates. Just bloody useless. Anyone else with the same problem? With any news about WTF is going on? ... See MoreSee Less
#IwantPictures! ... See MoreSee Less
That’s up to you all
Here's the kind of pictures I get. It's (allegedly), a mummy and baby hedgehog, my 5 y/o son (also the artist) and his sister. I'm not holding out much hope for a good price at auction. 🙈
I drank it.
Dom tower in Utrecht, the Netherlands
Sipping milky tea before heading off to work ... See MoreSee Less
Ooh no, not milky 😖
I should hope so too
Happy #ValentinesDay Make sure you spend, spend, spend! Because you can't possibly tell your loved one you care about them without a concerted corporate push and a show of hard cash... ... See MoreSee Less
And a ❤️ cause it’s free 😂
Well Kev ... I saved myself a ton of cash on Valentine's day by switching to single !
I was explaining to the young bucks at work that it counts for fuck all. They still went and spent ridiculous amounts on meaningless shit purely so they can have sex tonight... 🙄
I'm going to buy myself a bottle of wine. So no different to any other Wednesday...🥂😁
After seeing how stressed my daughter who's 14 got over valentine day I think it's time to drop this Hallmark holiday. If you need to be prompted to tell your partner how you feel you should probably move on
It's just a money making exercise anyway and pretty meaningless anyway ..
I'm wearing a jumper ... See MoreSee Less
America, a jumper is a type of dress. 😉
It’s bloody cold out there! ... See MoreSee Less
This is cold 🇳🇴
Just watched ep1 of Patriot on Amazon. So far it’s fucking great. ... See MoreSee Less
Chilli Jacket Potatoes. Mmm ... See MoreSee Less
Okay. A few holes. A lot of nonsense. One too many twists. But... thoroughly enjoyable! Bring on S2 #StarTrekDiscovery ... See MoreSee Less
Mum home from the hospital yesterday. They finally diagnosed her. Not Asthma but Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. So at least we know what it is now. Thanks for all your loverly support xxx ... See MoreSee Less
Hope she takes it easy and feels better soon. Thank goodness she was with you, have you managed to persuade her to move down permanently? X
Good luck with it. M
Who can top this! #NationalPizzaDay ... See MoreSee Less
Today I have to write a synopsis for my story in the upcoming 'Once Upon A Time in Gravity City' anthology. But we hates writing it... We hates it! ... See MoreSee Less
Watched The Cloverfield Paradox the other night. Or tried to. Switched it off after about an hour in. There’s only so much I can take of supposed scientists being angry, stupid, religious and irrational. And it doesn’t really connect to the Cloverfield universe. Generic nonsense ... See MoreSee Less
Working from home today and tomorrow - as it’s likely Mum will be coming home from the hospital today. Visited her last night and hardly got a word in - a good sign! ... See MoreSee Less
January’s writing results. 18,326 words at a daily average of 591. Not quite the 1,500 a day I was hoping for. Must do better ... See MoreSee Less
Come on ! Let's celebrate the achievement ... not the .."what coulda been" 🙄
That's pretty freaking awesome! January is a tough month for progress--and you made great progress 🙂
In hospital with Mum who’s had a severe asthma attack. Very scary, but she seems to be over the worst of it. Paramedics arrived in minutes and were brilliant. The #NHS is fantastic ... See MoreSee Less
Hope she recovers soon Kev!
Scary! Glad she’s better x
Laughter is the best medicine. I'm sure you can provide. Hope she's well soon mate. I know you are close
Hope she's on the mend soon Kev x
Hope she is back home soon and feels better
Get well wishes to your mum
Thanks everyone for your messages. Mum is still in hospital but doing very well. Hopefully back home with me soon xxxxxx
Get well soon, Kev’s mum.
Say hi to Mum and wish her speedy recovery Kev
I’m with Mum now, she says ‘Thank you very much for your kind messages’ - she going to be in for a few more days for some extra tests
Tea is my bitch! Happy Sunday, one and all 😀😀😀☕️☕️☕️ ... See MoreSee Less
Despite my intense hatred of the right, bias media, Brexit and Trump, and how people are being shat on daily by billionaires and other unworthy privileged twats, I’ve decided to stick my head in the sand and just write my way through this hell. ... See MoreSee Less
Okay. Now at episode 5&6 of The Orville. It’s growing on me. But it could be a lot more adult! ... See MoreSee Less
Gotta admit ... I kinda like it .... It's not firefly ..but it's sci-fi comedy that works for me .. Not rapt by it .. but worth a a chuckle
I’m up, dressed, ready for work and practicing my ‘interested look’ for office-based football conversations... 😖 ... See MoreSee Less
This week, I’m awarding myself the ‘Didn’t Write Shit’ award of awardedness - awarded to that special writing warrior who didn’t write fucking ‘word one’ because - Fill in reason here: I started a new job damnit! ... See MoreSee Less
Well, I don't think that it works that way. You can't give yourself awards But you can reward yourself or punish.
I have many awards given to myself. I keep them on extensive shelving installed in my toilet
My new commute to Haywards Heath is nothing like my London horrors. But it’s bringing back lots of nasty, sweaty memories. Southern 😱😱😱 ... See MoreSee Less
Just add a two way 20 minutes commute and a working day in the office and my 1000 words are only just doable with no chance of any revisions. This is gonna be tough. Early days tho. ... See MoreSee Less
Let me be very clear - I’ve never paid for Twitter followers. Instead, I used good old fashioned blackmail and threats of physical violence. ... See MoreSee Less
Yes. I remember. 😨
First day back at work done and dusted. To be honest, it’s been a little strange. But no major disasters or casualties. Mostly... ... See MoreSee Less
After over 12 months of working from home I am today starting a 5 week office-based contract. With actual people. Talking to them. What could possibly go wrong... ... See MoreSee Less
Lead with the Twitter hashtag game then maybe Only Connect wall game?! 😬😬
That's just weird! 😉
Just be yourself, you'll be fine. Oh, hold on...
Coming soon!Official Gravity City Cover. Christopher Valin Deborah Kappes-Cassidy Michael Ezell Stephen Lomer Monica Enderle Pierce Caroline A. Gill KJ Heritage Michael Bunker Steve Beaulieu Crystal Pikko Watanabe ... See MoreSee Less
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